so i herd u like mudkipz
woollyrig:

Its The Only Way…..

woollyrig:

Its The Only Way…..

monkeyonback:

Clever Monkey Is Clever

monkeyonback:

Clever Monkey Is Clever

hukyeahstarcraft:

hello loves! the time has come for me to make my announcement! i hope you are not all hyped out by now.

so you see…i was cleaning out my bag from mlg anaheim and i found this nondescript black mouse pad…

well, nondescript except for the MASSIVE PROGAMER SIGNATURES…

more omegle trolling

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: 9 inch long wanna play ?

You: Wow u r small

You: u r like a midget :D

You: very small midget

Stranger: Ohh you can increase it !

You: Nope no one can

You: Or let me say it right

You: No one will

Stranger: Name ?

You: not to you anyway^^

Your conversational partner has disconnected

The hands of death could not defeat me, the Sisters of Fate could not hold me, and you will not see the end of this day!!
GodofwarIII
more omegle trolling

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: hey:)

Stranger: how r u?

You: good u?

Stranger: Horny…well really just tired

You: Horny? u got horns? awesome

You: do they have magic with them?

Stranger: sure do. Want to feel them?

You: or just normal horns

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

trolololol

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi boy or girl

You: Porf oak? is that you?!

You: :O

Stranger: u girl ?

You: sure now can i have my pokemon? plz

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omegle

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: any horny mistress??submissve male here

You: ok i am your Horny mistress now

You: Go bring me Kfc Slave

You: Go

Stranger: really?

Stranger: dominant??

You: KFC then talk

You: GOGOGOG

Stranger: here it is

You: THIS IS SPICY

You: I ORDERED NORMAL

You: U DUMBSHIT

You: GO AGAIN

Stranger: fukof

You: i am your mistress slave you must do what i tell you!

Stranger: but i will listen to u only in sense of sex domination

You: okay then

You: Chop your balls off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omegle

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: make me wet

Stranger: im nakeddd and im a girl

You: go to shower?

Stranger: ok

You: most of the time work

You: Make you pretty wet

Stranger: lmao

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omelge

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im a slave looking for a mistress

You: ok

You: i am u r mistress now

You: Go bring me KFC slave

You: Go

You: slave??

You: U BETTER GO

You: OR U R BOUT GET WIPED

Stranger: comes back wit a red an white bucket

You: good slave good slave

You: now go back to your room

You: i will call u when i need u

Stranger: yes mistress

You: good boy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.